sorry...

haven't really been around lately...

i'll catch up soon. for now, enjoy this hot shit

105 Facts About You

1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT Ring? no

2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP? 8 days in seventh grade

3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED? phish dvd

4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE? not really...it never leaves my hand

5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? went for a bike ride the other day...but i work at a dairy as well, so that's a work out right?

wait...does masturbation count?

6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON? music and drum gear

7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE? pizza.

8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? breast size, then teeth

9. ONE FAVORITE SONG? right this second or in general, cause right now i'l listening to live daft punk, but in general, i'd say anything by phish

10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE? frisco

11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED: acalanes in lafayette ca

12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER: work: sprint personal: verizon

13. FAVORITE MALL STORE: Cinabon...or cinnabun...i don't really know

14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD: um....working on a goat dairy...7 years and counting

15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE? no

16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?: only at work....and to my parents

17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED: sisters

18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY: brett...i'd leave a message

19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND: last weekend/monday night

20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT: the magic that is taco bell...

21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD: "i did not have sexual relations with that woman...." but seriously, i'm sure i've heard worse.

23. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS? mas saki

24. CAN YOU COOK? kinda

25. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?: Jeep Liberty (GO AMERICA!)

26. BEST KISSER: me

27. LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: after the week which consisted of me getting a $100 parking ticket, my car broken into, then getting rear ended by someone driving too fast

28. MOST DISLIKED FOODS: kraft easy mac....specifically the cheese

29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF: my tapeworm, tapey

30. THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF: too many to list

32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?: 18 hours....yeah computer viruses

33. FAVORITE MOVIE? 13 days...i can watch that anytime

34. CAN YOU SING? yep

35. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED? willie nelson (amazing)

36. LAST KISS? jeez....no idea...(i've been sitting here actually thinking about this answer for 5 minutes)

37. LAST MOVIE RENTED: inconvenient truth (netflix). didn't watch it, just sent it back

38.ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT: pants

39. FAVORITE VACATION SPOT: italy

43. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?: laptop

44. FAVORITE COMEDIAN?: dave chappelle

45. DO YOU SMOKE? not cigs, but yes, crack

46. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES? depends on the night/company/alcohol consumption/etc

47. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?: my pillow

48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?: maybe?

49. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE? 4-5

50. PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST? pancakes

51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?: yep

52 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? scrambled with hot dog...heart attack, here i come

53. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?: no

54. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?: alex k

55. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?: public safety at smc

56. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECIEVED?: are you in the castro?

58. NUMBER OF PILLOWS?: 4.

59. ????? that is correct

60. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC: so let me get to the point, let's roll another joint. turn the radio to loud, i'm too alone to be proud. you don't know how it feels....to be me (tom petty)

61. WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB & J?: uh...the kind that is honey. i don't like jelly

62. CAN YOU PLAY POOL?: sure

63. CAN YOU SWIM? sure

64. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?: choc or coffee

65. DO YOU LIKE MAPS? i guess...just not folding them

66. TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF: being alone is my biggest fear. second biggest fear....commitment

68. EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY?: oh god yes...

69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON: end of summer/beginning of fall

70. LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID? our sound guy yelling HEY into the mic all the time

71. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING ? 7am

72. BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?: jack frost nipping at your nose...and booze on your breath

73. LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET?: two thursdays ago, a parking ticket that is

75. NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET?: kitty girl (original i know...a female cat)

76. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED?: it depends on how you mean a pirate....like the johnny depp pirate seems cool, but could get annoying really fast....but a real pirate could slit your throat and rape your mother and sisters....

hmm....i'll say butt pirates are cool.

77. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND?? sat morning, working at goat dairy, then going to real job for 8 hours, then recording vocals for my band, then getting back to my apartment for the first time in 3 days, cleaning it, smoking a bowl with friends (about to happen...i'm so excited), then going to the east bay for music, then going to karaoke tonight...then working tomorrow morning at 9:30 am.

78. BIRTHDATE ? 8-31-1982

79. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE: happy

85. ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP?: yep. macbook pro for that ass

87. ARE YOU SMILING?: on the inside?

89. DO YOU MISS SOMEONE RIGHT NOW: yes

90. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO?: anywhere will do

92. ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?: no...would i go back if i could? maybe

93. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?: always...it changes as the day progresses...currently it would be on Jay Brannan. soooooo hot....want to touch the hiney...

94. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME? Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire

95. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT?: blue? maybe orange

96. DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST?: yep (i work at a college which begins in august)

97. DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH?: mentally

98. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE?: in the castro yes, on a boat, no

99. DO YOU HAVE A SISTER : two of them

100. ARE YOU UPSTAIRS?: kinda

101. ARE YOU IN LOVE?: i want to know what love is....i want you to show me. i want to feel what love is, i know you can show me

102. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL? yep

103. DO YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE ANYONE PARTICULAR RIGHT NOW? sure do

104. WHAT JEWELRY ARE YOU WEARING? a cock ring. (actually no jewelry)

105. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER THIS SURVEY? dance like no one is watching.